Falling Up

My husband was stunned by my gracefulness today. I was carrying groceries in from the garage when my flip-flop toe got caught on the step. I slowly fell into the house dropping groceries as I went. It was one of those slo-mo things where I felt myself going down, down and couldn't stop. My sweet husband saw the whole thing. He was concerned and kept asking if I was okay as I lay there clutching the bag left in my hand. All I could say was,"I crushed the chips." Maybe I wouldn't have made quite as big a thud if I wasn't so concerned about chips in the first place. Don't worry, Josh helped me up and I don't have any injuries, except the one to my ego. Oh, go ahead, laugh, I know you want to.